Circa 7000 B.C: Earth created. “You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I’ve found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don’t believe that the Earth’s but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That’s what the Bible says.” – Rep. Paul Broun, M.D.,9/27/12
7000 B.C. + 3 Days: Let the earth put forth grass, herb yielding seed, and fruit trees, which shall pollute the earth. “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” – President Ronald Reagan, 8/80
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2007: U.S. corporations begin experiments first elucidated in the Steven Spielberg documentary Pinky and the Brain. “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment.” – Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell, 11/16/07
(With all due respect to the New Yorker’s A Conservative History of the United States.)
